You Can't Kill Stephen King

 


Name: You Can't Kill Stephen King

Directed By: Ronnie Khalil, Monroe Mann, and Jorge Valdés-Iga

Subgenre: Comedy, Slasher  

Series: Spooktober 2018 entry #18; Trash Panda Files #1

Review: A handful of friends take off most of their clothes and go on vacation to Maine to try to meet Stephen King but get more than they bargained for (spoilers: they die). This is one of those low-budget, no-name B-horror movies that seems to be bought in bulk for streaming services. I tried not judging a film by its cover: you never know what kind of diamonds you might find among the bargain-in rough. That was a mistake. The movie bills itself as a horror comedy, but you'll only find it funny if you're the type that's into "cringe" videos. Everything about it, save for some halfway decent technical elements, feels like it was executed by a middle school boy. Literally every character is unlikable to the point where it’s easy to get genuinely excited at the prospect of them being killed off...but even those scenes are lame. The only thing saving this movie from an even worse score is the previously-mentioned technical elements (camera, lighting, sound, etc). You were already going to avoid this movie, but now you've got a reason.




Overall Score: 1 out of 5 Chads just...disappointed. Did You Can't Kill Stephen King scare you? Probably not, I'm guessing, but still: let me know your thoughts in the comments below!

IMDB: Here

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